Say Hey, Jason Bay
Where'd it go astray?
Used to roar like lion and now you just bray
Let us Pray
Give me a break with your headache
and your practice hitting sessions
After 8o million it's too late
For in season lessons
It's Summer Time and by now
Your numbers should be lofty
nstead we get another scoop
of a second-rate Mr. Softee
Your time has been numbered
Since the day of your hire
Time to try your balancing act
on the league's waiver wire
Your not Willie Mays, not Steve Henderson, not even Lee Mazzili
Even King Kong Kingman's strikeouts
Were never this silly
as a Pirate and a Red Sox
You were never in such a rut
Go away
Wayward stray
The epitome of a New York Mutt
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