MONEY BALL

Barry Bonds

Witchhunt cons

Sold out tickets make us fond

Money bags

Pennant flags

Baseball's back!

on Sports Illustrated mags

Homerun chase

Time to contemplate

Adoring fans now say your a National Disgrace

Commissioner too

crying the Public Boo-Hoo

used the breaking of Aaron's record

to advertise his brew

No more dough

let's dull the glow

on this sordid Baseball Hypocrites Sideshow.